Sunday, January 29

Skype a la Babies

I dont think that Andrew's parents got as much out of yesterday's Skype session as Tiny did. Addie was invoking her two year old right to wear no pants and say no to everything, so the extent of her interaction with her grandparents was to moon them.

Given that we let Tiny have full reign with the iPad. This resulted in a whole lot of touching noses on the screen and lots of kissing and hugging the iPad as well as holding it right up to her face in the way that kids are compelled to do that.

Skype is so valuable to us in enabling the girls to remember their grandparents on both sides because they only physically see them a few times a year. It's nice for the grandparents to see them and certainly reduces the 'send us pictures' pressure that we'd otherwise get, but primarily it's for the kids.

It's both adorable and heart breaking when Addie tries to reach through the screen to hug someone. The singing and tickling games are pretty hilarious and in short the girls get to have some of the relationship with their ancestors that they would otherwise miss because of distance.

FYI our iPad wears a kid proof case called Drop Tech iPad case by Gumdrop. It is fantastic and more than worth the $70 it cost.

Saturday, January 14

Caking


Tiny turned One this week and today was her party. This photo shows what my ouse looked like yesterday after a week of crazy making party food and props - therefore letting the kids play however they wanted and not cleaning up. 

And more. Charming hey?  I'm pleased to say that today it is all much nicer. Here is one of the things I was doing instead of being a good mother.


Making the Carousel Cake!! See here two 28cm cakes, one is cut be the top of the carousel. Both have been covered in ganache. 

Working on the fondant. Mmmm. Pink Marshmallow fondant is the best. Much nicer to work with than shop bought stuff [sorry shops].


Smoothing with my fancy tools - aka fist! 

Adding some cute detail.

DISASTER!!! This was my favourite horse, but the dowel hole dried too small and it broke in half when I tried to skewer it. Some eggwhite, fondant slurry and string to the rescue and it all ended up okish. 

The finished cake. Its pretty cool, and I'm happy with it. I'm not happy with my personal execution of some parts like a few joins and edges, but I had to chose between being an insane perfectionist, or being reasonable, and for once I chose reason - and am now regretting it, ha ha. Nah its fine. Addie said that it was beautiful and that the stars are lovely. I think it kicks the butt of the one in the book - just quietly.

Happy 1st Birthday Miss Clementine Audrey Schultz. [BTW last night when she was up at 3:30 am happily playing, she spotted the cake and wanted to have it there and then.]

Sunday, January 8

A carousel horse in the making

Gosh it's been a while. Been busy and frequenting other corners of the Internet. Anyway, while the Internet is awesome, I felt that it failed me lately when I couldn't find a tute to show me how to make a carousel horse for Clementine's birthday cake. I had to *gasp* be creative all by myself. Eep.

So, to help others who may want so tips, here is how I did it! First, find a picture, or draw one. I can't draw as well as a 4 year old, so I used google and printed off this pic.


Then I used some clear sheet (overhead projector sheets in this case) and traced around the bits of the image I wanted to use. 



I wanted it to be a bit more 3d, so for my first tracing I ignored the legs on the far side, and for the 2nd I ignored the legs on the near side and filled in the gaps with my imagination. I was left with these two shapes which I cut out.


Now we are up to making the horse. I made marshmellow fondant - its awesome, you melt marshmallows and mix in icing sugar and hey presto fondant! Roll up a ball of fondant in your hand and then roll it out, mine was probably about 7mm thick.

Using something sharp to trace around the outline of your horse. You can see my fondant is cranking at the sides, because I am dodgy and it got too dry before making this horse. Obviously you will be better than me and not let your fondant dry out.


With a sharp implement cut away the fondant around the horse. I like this bit, it's like being an archeologist and excavating an exciting object. When it is all cut out, use your fingers to smooth the edges and any dodgy bits.

Go and do likewise with the second shape.


To make this a carousel horse, you're going to need to stick it on a pole. I'm using dowels from the shop that sells cake deco stuff, these will hold up the 2nd tier of cake as well. I intend to wrap them with ribbon and make them pretty but for now I just want to make sure that I have a hole big enough for them. Press the rod gently onto the back piece of your horse, then paint the piece with some water. It just melts the fondant a bit and creates a glue to hold the front piece on. Now put the front piece on top, smoothing it around the pole shape. My fondant cracked a little bit (I mentioned it was dry) but I'll cover that in a bit anyway. Give the dowel  a twist to make sure it is free to move, you don't want it stuck there yet.

At this point I make sure all the bits on the horse match and smooth away bumps that looks funny etc. Making sure that the front and back are joined so that you now have a horse with 4 legs and a hole through it.


We're up to the saddle! Colour a small piece of fondant to make the horse saddle. I used gel colours because they work great and don't melt the fondant. Roll it out thin - like 2mm and cut out your saddle shape. Mine is very plain but you can go crazy if you want to, you have my permission.



Hello horsey with a saddle. I took the pole out, put the saddle on and poked the pole back through. Use the water paint/glue thing to stick the saddle to Mr Horse.


To make the mane, colour more fondant and roll a piece out nice and thin, 1mm if you can. I cut a funny shape that I will crinkle to make the mane look volumous, like as if the pony uses Pantene and floops it about to to make other horses jealous. (Also, see the stars? I have these nifty little star punches that I got from eBay for $3. Seeing as I didn't need the saddle fondant any more, I cut the scraps into stars to use later for the cake, or just as decorations for cupcakes or cookies or something.)


Arrange the mane piece on the horse, I still don't know the best way to do it, but you know, do what works, and when you like what you have, water/glue that toupee down. Next make a tail shape with the same colour as your mane, and cut a wedge out of Mr. Horse's bottom. Wet the pointy bit of the tail, and stick it into the wedge, squishing right in.  In this case my tail was a bit long and I shortened it before sticking it in.



To finish, remove the pole, you will stick it back on when the fondant has dried and you are setting up your cake. I stuck a little star on Mr. Horse's saddle before putting him out to pasture with his buddies. They are all super jealous and want a star now too. If you were fancier than me, you could add all sorts of details with royal icing, like eyes, mouth, bridle, stirrups, whatever. The world is your oyster (yuck!) go forth and make fondant horses!

Saturday, October 29

A colour and some extensions please.

This is me, 18 hours ago. I dreaded my hair (again!) six weeks ago, and they've been settling in well, with the usual loose hairs, bumps and wanna be dictator dreads that have to be stopped from taking over all the other dreads. If you've had dreads, you'll know what I mean.

Anyways, I was thinking about how to make these deadlines more socially acceptable for my sister's wedding- not that I Care, but I care that she might feel a bit embarrassed if I getup to do a reading looking like a hedgehog. I'm not entirely sure that what I've don't now goes anyway to fixing the issue, but I love it none the less.

Starting about 8 pm last night, I hand rolled some knitting wool into dread pieces and attached them to the stubby ends of my Sideshow Bob-esque dreads. Bye by Bob and hello rainbow!

The first few.

A while later.

Finished, the view from the back.

The end result.

You can see the roots of the real dress sitting in an odd way, but that will rectify itself over the next week or so as they get used to suddenly being heavy and subject to gravity. I miss my spiky hair, but I do love these soft beautiful woolies. Addie is very impressed with mum's "colours", Tiny likes to rub them between her fingers, and Andrew well, he said he's happy that I'm happy, bless him.

Thursday, October 6

Death is Life's Best Invention


Apple's Homepage 6/10/2011


I dare say these words will be published more than a million times in the next day or so, but in memory of Apple visionary and inventor Steve Jobs whose ideas I use everyday, here are his own words about death.


"Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything - all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important.

"Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.

"No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don't want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life's change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new.

"Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true."



Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/steve-jobs-dead-apple-confirms-former-ceo-loses-fight-20111006-1lag8.html#ixzz1ZxnGe5Ri

Monday, September 19

I must tell you about Addie's birthday

Adelaide Margaret is two. Ask her and she'll tell you "two" holding up her thumb and pointy finger.
She celebrated with her friend Joel who is also two by inviting a bunch of people to a party on a Saturday afternoon.

We had cake. Lots of cake! Green on the outside, red on the inside. Yummy dinosaur cake.

She ate 'stwarbys' (strawberries) and stained her dress with the delicious juice before the guests arrived.

I think she ate some cake?

Clementine slept, snuggled tight by her Godmother.

She knew how to steal the limelight too

A sunny family picture for the photo album

A very happy birthday girl.

Baby wearing should not be deadly

I'm upset about a story in the media today. It's about a baby who died while it's mum was wearing it in a bag style sling.

I'm upset because it shouldn't have happened. The mum was clearly not following safe practice, as she was wearing the sling under her top and jumper. A baby's face should never be covered. Ever. I'm upset for the mum who probably thought she was doing a good thing for her baby. When it comes to babies and equipment always research! Don't assume that you can use it however you want. I'm upset too that a particularly dangerous style of sling is still for sale. Bag slings are notorious and should not be used. They should be banned.

The other thing that upsets me is that I saw a baby being worn in one of these bag slings the other day and I could see it was in an unsafe position, but I was too scared to tell a stranger, so I didn't. I should have, and I will in the future.

There is a recommendation for Australian standards in manufacture and instructions to be included in slings for sale. That is GOOD! An excellent article is available online with tips and pictures about safe babywearing. I encourage you to bookmark that link for future reference. Baby wearing should be something that enriches the life and happiness of both the mumma and bubba, that is why I practice it and advocate for it. Please do it safely.